i want to be lauren's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her lauren mayberry blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo lauren mayberry blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her lauren mayberry face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>tfw no bf

ITT: we try to trigger all of 4chan with one word

I'll start:

reddit

For scientific reasons, I am going to go to the website memecenter.com to see the gay in action. If I'm not back in ten minutes, don't come looking for me. Wish me luck

So is this board just /b/ but with reduced faggotry and less porn?

mods, when do we get our board back?

>Wake up in your cunt during 1915.
>If your cunt was in the war, you're a soldier.

Is this flag satire?

Only oldfags can post here

And why does it seem like so many white guys have yellow fever?