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Ahoy, me hearties! Today (er tomorraw, depending on yer timezone - it be on the 19th) be Talk Like ah' Pirate Day, where ye get tah show them landlubbers where tah stuff it with yer guile tongue! Celebrate, er walk th' plank!
mfw when i give this board a downvote
my life is totally empty
Area 51 raid is tomorrow.
What do you think will happen?
What do you think will happen?
go on then lets 'av a looksie
The reason why /pol/ threads that get moved to /bant/ always die is because your clown circus of a board is such a backwards shithole infested with ironic weeaboo cancer fresh off the Youtube boat and forced [s4s]-lite epic maymays. What do I see when I scroll down through the catalogue? The same low-effort threads over and over again. The same threads from yesterday. The same threads from the day before. The same threads from last week. The same threads from last month, over and over and over again. Low-effort posts made by mouthbreathing retards looking for instant satisfaction and recognition among their peers so that /bant/ can become their personal chatroom. This board's become such a bizarre, esoteric circlejerk that people have unironically come to believe that this board somehow represents the so-called essence of old /b/, or is somehow a hangout for oldfags when the behaviour on this board would get laughed at and questioned on any other board, yes, including /b/. /bant/ users have become so obsessed with their stale jokes and forced memes that they truly believe there's a deeper meaning to the cancer they posted, or that their community is anything more than retards bashing their foreheads on a keyboard and clicking "Post". OC production on this board, if you can even call it that, amounts to editing decade old MS paint comics to make them look even more stupid, and the users on this board hate original content from other boards because truth be told /bant/'s OC is inadequate in comparison. You're not old /b/. You're not a bastion of oldfags. Oldfags hated people who slathered low quality posts with irony. You're /pol/'s garbage can. Even /trash/ doesn't try to pretend to be something it isn't. /bant/ is /trash/ for narcissists who circlejerk in filth and force it down eachother's throats while convincing themselves their board's continued existence is justified. You're /pol/'s toilet, start acting like it and open wide.
I shit on your stupid imperialist units that don't even make sense. No country on earth uses them more than the most overweight country in the world.
So every time I go someplace where people haven't seen me for a while, I always get told the same thing, that nothing about me changes, I always look exactly the same as I used to. But I recently came back to my hometown after a decade and the passage of time hit me like a ton of bricks. I go visit my old hangouts and everything is just so different. And seeing the few people I still recognize, or that recognize me and are willing to talk to me, they all look and sond so goddamn old now. I'm not sure how to cope with this