I love this post. Even if you had made a post saying "Hello I'm new here", it wouldn't have signaled that you're new quite as effectively as this one. People would think that you were baiting and that you're actually an oldfag. This post, though, leaves no room for doubt. This post is the equivalent of a Jew marching into a gas chamber, thinking that it's a show of defiance. Sensible chuckle, friend.