rap thread. i will start.
one day i was suckin on my schlong
rammin down my throat like all day long
a knock on the door, who could it be?
a boy scout sellin some fly cookies
so i let the boy in and i show him my meat
he bent his ass over my computer seat
i opened him up with my charcoal brick
he started moanin and told me "fuck my ass more quick"
so i jammed it further and made the boys eyes roll
i made a meteor crater in that fuckin asshole