I can only imagine your eyes thumbs to be under a tremendous stab after straining to tap out more than five words, a near-herculean effort for one accustomed to a screen the size of a list of their real life accomplishments printed, 60pt double-spaced.
It's alright, it's all over now. No need to worry about effort any longer, that short hormonal eruption you experienced over words on a screen is gone. Now you can return to the warm safety of internet genericum and three-- no!-- single word posts which whichever bald man derivative you handily saved in your mobile image gallery. Happy days return again!