ATTENTION GENTLEMEN! I am considering running for president in 2024. My campaign slogan would be “fuck niggers”. And if I were to be elected, I would immediately make an executive order to kill all the faggots, trannies, and furries. My Little Pony and Zootopia would also be banned. I would work tirelessly to make it illegal to be black or mexican, with the punishment for this crime always being death. Islam and Judaism would be banned too. Mosques and synagogues would be repurposed to be all-new “fren centers”, which would be places where frens can get comfy and have some tendies and sauce. This would be completely government funded. Lastly, we would celebrate every Independence Day by nuking a lesser country and watching from space via satellite.
Be sure to vote for me, lads.