>riding in the car with my Dad
>suddenly he says "pull over"
>loudly he says "PULL OVER RIGHT NOW GOD DAMNIT"
>I pull over on the side of the highway, he jumps out of the car before it has come to a complete stop
>runs around the back of the car
>hear loud grunt and "FUCK!!!!!"
>couple of moments pass
>couple of cars pass
>dad gets back in the vehicle, he is no longer wearing a shirt
>"we gotta go to wal-mart" he says