>no plans for Halloween
>get text last night from friend (girl)
>her: "hey anon, Halloween party this weekend, want to go?"
>me: "okay but have no costume"
>her: "you need a costume, but that's okay, I'll find you some clothes and do you makeup and you can go as a girl"
>"Halloween so not gay"
>tfw get to be trap for a night and not be seen as total faggot