Good evening peons,
My name is Sheldon Cooper, and I loathe each and every one of you based on your individual defects. The majority of you are relatively obese, destitute, inane, and dawdle away your days viewing inconsequential gratuitous images. You are like a plague spreading across the world, sucking the life from people of intellect. Honestly, have any of you ever felt the joy of discovering a scientific breakthrough? I suppose you may find some sort of pitiful comfort in projecting your insecurities on your peers, but you transcend the social norms and have taken childish ridicule to the extreme. Honestly spending any substantial amount of time at this site is even worse than pursuing a doctorate in liberal arts with the intention of making a notable change in the world.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm essentially infallible. I was captain of the chess team, and starter on my physics team. What academic competitions do you compete in, other than "troll hardest with magnet threads"? I've also been peer reviewed and cited on every paper I have written, and have a prestigious research grant (currently working on the BKL conjecture; (Lifshitz was SO cash). You are all hopeless and should terminate your tenuous lives or at least consider vasectomy surgery so that your genes will not be passed on to another wave of degenerate failures. Checkmate, thank you for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my research. Bazinga.