>>10023397>eat nothing but drive-thru McDonalds>free grip of napkins with each meal>food makes stool nice and soft>wipe with the napkins
I've got this thing figured out. You know what I'm more worried about? Gypsies. Black gypsies. They show up, say they can pave your driveway cheap, say you've got a problem with the roof, septic tank, whatever. They sit out there, dig up the tank, pour in their pre-mixed Kool Aid (cherry), and they eat their little sandwiches, cut diagonally in fours, with the toothpicks with the red and the yellow cellophane there.