I'd moan like a freshly stuck pig so loud your neighbors would call the FDA assuming you're slaughtering livestock without a license. My mouth would become the sponge to clean every supple inch of your enigmatic cock. I'd be your personal butt slut ready to take your cock at any given moment. Middle of the night? Don't get it in my hair. First thing in the morning? Wake me up with my insides being filled to the brim.
Folks coming over? I....would be the most proper male friend you could have and would talk to your dad about trucks and guns while I talk makeup with your mom and while they're in the other room gabbing on about how I'm such a good friend for you we could sneak off to the bathroom and you can jam my face into the sink fill it with water and waterboard me while you pump my ass like the fed with economy during the coronavirus.