Fatties are good for a quick 2am fuck and for
borrowing their cars. Every once in a while
you have to spend the night and pretend to
enjoy watching them eat an entire New York
style pizza while guzzling a 3L of Dr. Pepper.
Back when I was single I had about 4 cows
in rotation. One let me borrow her X5 you
know the first thing I did was go see another
fat girl and fuck her in the ass.