I'll shake my [Lunarian] titties in your face and let you squeeze them for $5.
I guarantee you they're as hot to me as they are to you, which makes it makes it
WAY less awkward for your UGLY ass to fondle them because IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.
I'm proud of my hot boobies and want to wave them in your face
instead of blushing with "feminine modesty"
like most actual sluts who like men instead of themselves do.