What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, test taker? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class, passed all the tests and I’ve been involved in numerous secret tests all over the world, and I have over 300 confirmed 100%s. I am trained in reading comprehension and I’m the top math test recipient in the entire US school system. You are nothing to me but just another F. I will tear up your test with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you fail the test, then saying you passed over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of graders across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, failure. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a scantron. You fucking failed, kid. I can pass anywhere, anytime, and I can pass over seven hundred tests, and that’s just with my number 2 pencil. Not only am I extensively trained in scantrons, but I have passed many open ended requirements of the United States School Board and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little failure. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “58%” test was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have studied. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You fucking failed, kiddo.