*gently kisses your lips and strokes your growing bulge*
"I don't even think we are going to need lube tonight, your mere words have made my delicate pleasure-hole wet as the sea"
*Pulls your underwear down, while maintaing eye contact with you*
"OwO You're so big, but i'm still gonna take you all the way down to the root"
*Positions myself on all fours and spreads my ass cheeks, thus exposing my most sacred place*
"I-it might be kind of loose, b-but i'm still a virgin. I've just been playing around with this cucumber"
*Shows you the green cucumber which actually has become kind of brown*
"B-but no more talking, plow my meatflower with your lovestick Burger-kun"