Once upon a time there was a Saudi anon, this Saudi anon had a hard but meaningless life for he was so autistic no one ever wanted to waste their time on him. Now, this miserable piece of garbage still needed some interaction and ‘social’ contacts, so he went to /9/gag were he found a /r/eddit screenshot about /4/Chan. He instantly had a laughing fit and quite literally laughed his ass off, since then he has to shit out of his mouth. Saudi anon was fascinated by the tremendous amount of gayness and retardation this image board has to offer. ‘Way better than tumblr’ he thought. Like every newfag he went to /b/ (porn/random) and fapped to trap threads. But even on /b/ people noticed what an imbecile he is ... and made fun of him. Thus, Saudi anon became depressed and suicidal. He whined about his miserable life on /r9k/ but they couldn’t comfort him since they’re like or even worse than Saudi anon. But there he found sth that somehow sweetened his life; my little pony. He couldn’t stop watch it and wank his tiny ugly penis to it. Even worse! He started to save the pictures of that shit and has now numerous folders of that cancer...
this is the true but shortened story of Saudi anon