That sounds like it would get really sad really fast. Humans are social animals, you know. Even hikkis have an instinctual need for human contact.
Hmmm... If only there was some way of socializing with people anonymously over the internet, without having to do it on a publicly well-known and thoroughly archived website. Maybe add some content control and customization options to make it feel more personal... I don't know. Sounds like it could be a neat little service.
A real shame there's nothing like this.
I guess I'll just have to continue to disguise my existential crisis and antisocial behaviour behind ironic nihilistic shitposting here on the Touhou/Random board on 4chan, right in between the nazist frogs, roll threads, and gay roleplaying.