Thanks for your extremely valuable contribution to this board. God, it fucking saddens me that people like you exist, on top of the fact that you find it at all amusing to post such nonsensical and monumentally unfunny garbage. I remember back when this board used to be decent, but you're exactly the sort of person that's pushing this board further down the shitter, and honestly, I hope you and your parents are proud of you. It's an achievement to get this far in life being so tremendously unlikable and unrelatable. Has it ever crossed your mind to find the nearest bridge, tie a noose to the railing, and jump? Because fuck, if this is the level of comedy the current generation has amassed from their collective existence it's a sorry state this world is in, and no doubt it's going to get even worse in the coming decades. You should really reconsider this 'living' thing your doing, at this point it's in everybody's best interests, including yours.