i found some little shitheel's report card on the ground and i browsed it at random to see what kind of grades he got.
i figured if he got a's he lost it accidentally but if he got f's he threw it away intentionally. i found a page that said he got all a's so i called up his school.
but then i noticed all the a's were in pe and art and he's got shit grades in everything else and i felt sorry for calling him in.
so when he called me back, he just kept telling me his parents knew about the grades so he didn't even need it back lol. i just told him to say i picked up his report card and the rain soaked me and it until the point of unreadability. poor kid was almost crying, he was so thankful kek.
btw can you believe the retarded school had the kid call me back in this case, instead of the parents? top kek