It was a dark night of the soul for the cheeky young man, but ultimately he chose to listen to the little voice in his head that insisted that happiness was possible. He untied the rope from his neck.
The following morning on a whim, he purchased a pair of roller skates from the local sporting goods store and went for a spin. Over the next few weeks it became a routine of his to ride along the beachfront path nearly every morning. Soon he got a job at the beach refreshments stand and people got to know him as a regular.
One day he saw a drunk mongolian tourist riding a motor bike at full speed towards a group of qt ladies. "look out!" he cried but the man couldnt hear him, nor could he see the group through his characteristic Epicanthal Folds. The cheeky young man picked up the heaviest rock he could find and hurled it at the oncoming scooter. The vehicle shattered in to a million pieces, its rider gruesomly smited by the momentum of the stone.
The qts surtounded the cheeky young man in gratitude and admiration, and proceeded to fellate him for the rest of the day. It came to pass that he took them as his wives, and he knew them, and they begat him children. Among the children were those named Chad, Thad, and Bruce. Chad, Thad and Bruce became the rulers of the land, and instituted an aristocracy of the wise and just, and all anime lovers and gays were banished from the land, and the people were glad.