Oh stereotypes you're so fun.> Married young, naive nerdy girl that I met when she was 19. > Ruined / Raised her to be my perfect waifu. > Her one "odd" fetish is getting off by watching me with other girls.> Works to bring me money, doesn't buy things without my permission. Raises child at my direction.
I seriously could not be happier. I barely work. So in American alimony laws, I would be the one getting half.
Oh, I also know a big wig at Stearns and Foster. My mattresses retail for near $3800, I usually pay about $200-250. So I'm covered there bro.
Keep relying on your stereotypes to make you feel better about your life though bro!