No offense taken, anon!
/a/ has some cute yearly events that really endear the board to me. There’s a waifu thread on Valentine’s Day and Christmas that brings out the most dedicated anons, and a Christmas Carol thread, plus a secret Santa exchange and some good discussion around the start and end of most seasons. These things give /a/ enough value to counteract the shitposters, and keep everything balanced, as all things should be.
I’m less trying to convince you go to there and more trying to explain why I think they shouldn’t be snapped. I take hypotheticals like this seriously for maximum lulz.