I am your Secret Admirer. I know you don't know who I am, but I know you. You are a hero! You were instrumental in bringing peace to Hyrule.
You are a great woman. You have a pure heart and want nothing but peace in your homeland.
You have suffered for a long seven years trying to make things right. I know it was hard, but you did it! You can relax now. Your efforts have paid off ten-fold!
I know you have lost a lot of people you hold dear, and I would give anything for you to be able to find comfort in these trying times. But you won't need to be alone anymore.
You can make new friends and start new bonds. You can start a new life with new people you can care about.
How about one with me? I would do anything to help you recover from your hardships.
You are beautiful, Sheik. Every time I lay eyes on you, my heart skips a beat.
I love everything about you, Sheik. From your caring, but forceful demeanor, to your calming music you play. I love your soothing voice and your nimble stature.
I want more than anything to get to know you even better and to be able to introduce myself to you.
My heart beats so rapidly when I catch a glimpse of you that I falter a bit.
I get so nervous. I don't want to leave a bad first impression.
But I will no longer hide. I will be a man and I will introduce myself to you.
Meet me at [redacted] and I can be that start to a new life that you have been looking for.
I can be your first new bond. A way to start your new, peaceful life.
I love you, Sheik. You mean the world to me.
Your Secret Admirer
Now be honest waifufriends, was that more romantic or was that more creepy? I tried my best to make it not creepy, but that's hard. Hopefully it isn't THAT bad.