I could levitate like a Dhalsim. Was a bit stretchy too. There was a battle royale happening outside and I closed the window. It stretched inward a bit when everyone packed up against it trying to get me, but closing the curtains solved that. Out of sight, out of mind.
I was entertaining guests (someone from a past life and entourage) with a rare Mega Drive 32X type thing I'd found as well as rare old games in ziploc bags with included manuals and strategy guides. I also had a large collection of Skies of Arcadia T-shirts in mint condition. Kind of bland, just the gang printed on a white shirt. But still priceless, clearly.
I think what the sleep king is trying to tell me is if I hoard a large quantity of old videos jame crap I'll gain great power and learn to fly and stretch and probably sing and stuff.
The guests offended me and I had to ask them to leave. I may have ineffable spiritual abilities and a bite of gum gum in me, but my patience is by no means infinite.
The window was on the wrong wall, and I had a bed on stilts next to it. No ladder or anything because I could levitate and was stretchy.