Was there ever even a time before the night in the woods?
No in the Way. Oldest known thing is Night in the Woods.>>204925
1.5L bottles of Moomin Sody in stores soon
They used to not make giant bottles of sody pops "marketed to kids", but now the kids are all old and no more new kids are manufactured so the kids can responsibly make their own bad decisions.
And our unanimous decision is to heck with intact teeth we are none of us going to live long enough to care.