Tube full of green goo. You get to leave for a walking break once a month.
You have to take out a loan to pay for the tube.
The fun stuff: You get an account for an app that lets a fully automated robot (remote controlled by an Indonesian person in an Amazon Mechanical Turkesque e-sweatshop) to sprinkle fish food into your tube so you don't starve.
If everyone in the country just codes apps in this environment and minimum wage laws are abolished, MAYBE the economy can be saved from the ravages of creeping Stalinism.