Words cannot fucking describe how much I hate Motortrikes. First of all, they’re fucking terrifying. It combines the fear of moving at incredibly high speeds due to the fact that you're riding in a FUCKING RUSTY DEATHTRAP supporting you GOING 35+ MPH. As well as the fear of burning to death because there’s literally an engine that runs on LEAD ACID underneath you. You could burn alive, crash into someone, or both on one of these things. Not to mention how fucking stupid and pointless they are. Bicycles and cars serve the SAME exact function, and are better in every single fucking way.
They’re also stupidly inefficient. They top out at around 60 mph. Go hop in a jet and lock cruise at 60 mph and realize how fucking slow that is. As well as the fact that there’s NOTHING to protect you from the outside world. It could suddenly start storming while you’re riding in one of them, or a bird could decide to fuck with you. At the extreme, a bird could wreck havoc on your TRIKING. It’s like riding a hot air balloon with NONE of the hot air balloon fun, and WAY MORE danger than a hot air balloon.
Why the fuck do these things exist and why would anyone set foot in one?