They used to call him little Janny Hotpockets. He'd make your board look like fuckin reddit, scuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

https://breitbart.com

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/20/tennis/banana-tennis-australian-open-benchetrit-spt-intl/index.html

Perverted Tennis Player Elliot Benchetrit asked the girl who handles his balls to peel his banana as he watched. This outraged the umpire, "Peel your own damn banana." But the perverted Australian claimed his fingers were too slippery to handle his own banana.

Long story short, Ball Girl had to give him back his banana to peel himself.

What escalated all of this anger from the umpire was because earlier that evening, Perverted Tennis Player kept watching Ball Girl bend over for his balls. This is what Ball Girl does. It's her purpose in life. To deal with his balls. And other tennis players' as well. She's into multiple ball handling. It's her profession. Handling balls.

But Perverted Tennis Player saw her as more than just a Ball Girl. A Banana Girl, "I bet she can handle my banana just as good as my balls."

>The reform is prompting protests from Democrat state officials who say the denial of work permits to migrants will force American companies to hire Americans:

>The multilayer defenses promise to shut off most international migration to the United States by persuading migrants’ families that they will never recover the huge economic investment in sending their young men to the United States.

>Guatemalan police accompanied by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents swept up the majority of a group of some 300 migrants Thursday, loaded them on buses and took them back to the Honduran border, effectively dashing their plans to travel together in a “caravan” with hopes of reaching the United States.

>Migrants’ families are usually not poor, and they usually have enough assets to borrow funds for a young man to try to get a lucrative legal foothold in the United States. The international journey can take $20,000 or $40,000. But families will not pay the smuggling fees if the young men are returned home before they can earn dollars at U.S. jobs.

>Only one-in-20 migrants are being released into the United States after being caught at the border, the acting Commissioner of U.S. Customs and Border Protection, told Breitbart News. “We have all but ended catch and release,” Morgan said. “It is a game-changer.” That is a huge shift from mid-2019, he said. “We were actually releasing half [of the arriving migrants] into the interior of the U.S., most never to be heard of again.”

>The resulting reduction of illegal migrant labor will likely increase pressure on employers to hire sidelined blue-collar Americans and may further raise wages for blue-collar Americans during 2020.

https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2020/01/20/u-s-creates-multinational-border-barriers-against-migrants/

A deaf man from Brooklyn is moaning that he can’t fully enjoy videos on Pornhub because they don’t provide closed captioning – so he has filed a class-action lawsuit alleging the site is in violation of federal law.

Yaroslav Suris claims the porn site has violated his and others’ rights under the Americans with Disabilities Act because the deaf and hearing-impaired can’t understand the audio portion of the skin flicks.

As part of MindGeek, Pornhub makes up one of several adult websites in the company’s network, along with YouPorn and RedTube, which also are named in the lawsuit.

Suris tried to watch a variety of videos on the three sites, including “Hot Step Aunt Babysits Disobedient Nephew – Sofi Ryan – Family Therapy,” “Sexy Cop Gets Witness To Talk,” “A – – – Lesbian Action and Dirty Talk” and “18 YO Blonde Stripper Samantha DP In Homemade Gangbang Porn.”

But their lack of closed captioning stripped him of his enjoyment, he lawsuit claims.

“The websites are ‘places of public accommodation’ which deny equal access to their video content which is available to hearing individuals and violates the ADA,” according to the lawsuit.


https://nypost.com/2020/01/17/deaf-man-from-brooklyn-sues-pornhub-over-lack-of-closed-captioning/

https://front14.net/alex-jones-storms-richmond-rally-in-battle-tank/

This guy is like the gift that keeps on giving

https://www.foxnews.com/us/prosecutors-explain-michael-avenatti-arrest

Attorney Michael Avenatti, who was arrested Tuesday, is being accused of orchestrating several schemes to hide his assets from creditors and continue to live a lavish lifestyle – including residing in an $11,000-a-month apartment, being chauffeured in a Mercedes and staying in luxury resorts – despite debts surpassing $10 million.

IRS agents arrested Avenatti on suspicion of violating his bail in a California case by committing a series of state and federal crimes while awaiting trial there and in New York, U.S. prosecutors revealed in court documents Wednesday.


He was taken into custody in Los Angeles during a break in a California Bar disciplinary hearing over allegations that the high-profile lawyer scammed a client out of $840,000.

"Defendant’s extensive pattern of criminal conduct and the overwhelming evidence supporting those charges demonstrate that defendant is a substantial danger to the community,” wrote the prosecutors, who said they wanted Avenatti’s bail revoked. “If allowed to remain on bond, defendant will almost certainly continue to engage in further fraudulent and obstructive conduct.”

The documents unsealed in California Wednesday said there was probable cause to believe Avenatti – while out on pre-trial release – committed federal offenses such as mail and wire fraud, and state offenses including money laundering and fraudulent removal of property.

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https://front14.net/video-nearly-50-of-germanys-newborns-are-not-german/