-No money, no degree
-Gets dead end job that she hates as a typist -Friend randomly invites her to Africa -She drops everything and heads to Africa -Conveniently runs into Louis Leaky -Impresses him with her vast animal knowledge and intelligence -Sends her to the african bush to study chimpanzees -Spends months alone in the bush, doesn't give a fuck about snakes or jaguars -Wears shorts and converse to move around the brush -Emotionally and spiritually connects with her surroundings, so much so that the chimps begin to embrace her -Doesn't care about fame or fortune, only tours so she can raise money for the chimps Probably one of the most self- actualized people to have ever existed, absolute goddess
I don't want to be?
your transphobic comments are not welcome here
this is the cringiest thing, stop being a lemming and reposting this cringy shit and think of something original for once
What are some good /out/ related games you enjoy?
This was actually a gem
This one's not set on Earth, but I think it might appeal to other /out/bros. You essentially have limited resources and are initially restricted to running in and out of a small area among wreckage of a spaceship. You continue running outside, gathering resources to build new devices, returning as your air supply gets low. Pretty fun sense of humor.
you ought to try frostfall, real diseases, etc. skyrim is way more fun with the realism and immersion stuff
Why can't I wear denim when I go camping? It was good enough for cowboys
Who says you can't?
I wear shorts for going /out/ if the temperature is higher than 10 deg celsius.
No ticks this far north, yet.
I'll rip your dick(female) off and shit down your boy cunt.
you dont have to wear emo skinny jeans you know
>In May 2014, Green Boots' body was reported to be missing from view, presumably removed or buried. It reappeared, however, in 2017. what were they doing with it for 3 years?
>>2027485 >not knowing the meme
Is it summer already?
>>2027790 >garekeeling over a maymay from 2016
No just covid.
I would unironically pay money to experience this
I know they charge like 70-80K for a permit, but who will stop you if you climb without a permit?
Do they have a Disneyland toll booth at the base of the mongten checking your tickets or some stupid shit like that?
Good luck even getting there in the first place all by yourself, you’ll be hounded left and right by sherpas, asshat adventurist, you’ll hear “hey anon you can’t climb alone”. Sherpas and tourists will snitch like the faggot bitches they are, the Nepali government will get involved. they’ll send in a fucking helicopter with army lads to escort you off their piece of shit mountain. Never fucking again will I attempt that shitty mountain. I’m sticking with K2 nowadays because it’s in my opinion easier to solo, and less shit upon because faggot Everest niggers will usually stay the fuck away.
I’ve been watching Femboy Fishing lately. How about you?
Watching Steve Wallis
>360 calories >TWO servings so apparently 180 calories per meal >cheap price of $10.95 what kind of gay joke is this shit and who actually buys it? 360 calories is nowhere near enough to satisfy me at dinner time, i would need to eat like 3 of these and i swear on my mother's life i'm not fat at all. also post your best backpacking meals.
I get most of my jerky from the local butcher shop where they smoke it in house. Do they have that in Australia?
Not that I have ever seen.
So this can be translated that you hate jerky meat too but are toi much of a real man to ever admit it?
No I haven’t and I don’t even know what that is. I doubt it’s available in finurando
10 year shelf life probably. Salt is good when you are outdoors, but its honestly a bit excessive unless you split it with a friend.
#380-“Anon’s First Solo Fisting Trip” Edition
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First for best telescopic rod is the one you exchanged for a 3pc.
Talk about fishin
lmao yeah to trigger people like you who buy Van Staal's which is only some thing people who want to try and impress people with fastest way to getting your ass robbed LMAO. My Boss and a guy a local bait store I buy from a lot highly recommended I don't buy a Staal. Now imagine a Bait Shop guy telling you that a Penn Slammer 3 3500 is just as good as a Staal and doesn't want to buy make you waste your money by buying a $609 reel I mean the guy must know his stuff if he doesn't want to make money off me selling me a $609 reel and says that a Penn Slammer 3 is just as good. The reel doesn't catch the fish it does help but at the end of the day its about right place right time. The only downfall is the max line is 30lb where a staal can get about 40-50lb and 400 yards.I wanted a staal but honestly i'll stick with what I have now. I'm looking forward to going out to the beach pier wearing my belt and a kids pole fishing gonna be some good shit when the tourist see me walking up there pier
What in the absolute fuck are you rambling on about you fat schizo? I never questioned your gear. You're just a shit fisherman who catches dink snook.
I catch dink Snook because it's all about the right spot and the right bait that's all. I'm going out to the beach later to try and throw a Flair Hawk and maybe try grabbing up some crabs floating on the top of the water. Either way not easy taking a selfie with a Snook that's 30+ inches I'm not a fan of their gill plate first PB sliced my hand between the middle of the thumb and my index finger I had no idea their gill plate was like a razor blade.
You sound like a seething reelet just angrily coping. Are you mad you don't own a staal?
Not really I'm not likely to be a target to niggers or thugs around the beach that will beat your white ass and take your shit. to them they just think my stuff is Walmart junk.
I'm interested in getting a seasonal summer job with the Forest Service. I'd pretty much take anything they have available. I live in Colorado and have never been employed by the Forest Service before.
Does anyone have any experience with getting a seasonal summer job with them? Any advice anyone wants to share?
You should see if there's any jobs in the lush deciduous forests of eastern TN
Highly recommend looking into conservation ngos, theyre often direct feeder programs for county, state, and even city programs. Check parks departments if youre in a larger city like denver.
Look up and join a wildland fire fighting crew.
Somewhere anywhere you can find one. I worked one crew local for four seasons starting at 17 yrs old. A fine thing to do. Traveled a bit, made money, made a few friends for the time I was doing it, got horny as fuck looking at every woman fire fighter I saw out in the field. It was a walk-on job basically. The major requirement was to pass a physical condition test. Run a mile and a half in 11 minutes, which i actually passed never having tried running before. If you couldn't pass that you got to retry doing a step test and heart rate monitor, mainly for heavy dude and women, older crew members. It was fun enough back then. I still think about it but our crew organization dissolved twenty years ago or longer. I still go and hike the trails the crew made in the hills for daily conditioning. Back then if you showed up after getting on crew you were almost guaranteed a spot when the crew got a fire call to go work a fire. I made it to as many as I could.
the c's was pretty fun until covid hit and fucked up the rest of my year there, would've recommended it but covid is a thing
Hey there guys, looking to get a mini stove kit like this MSR PocketRocket 2. Any specific recommendations?
Arya Stark looks like shit.
Not really in my humble opinion.
If all you care about is boiling water really fast and don't mind the bulk then sure. But I personally prefer something more versatile with a smaller footprint.
Look at the SOTO WindMaster stove, its a favourite of mine.
This. The PR2 is definitely my go to. The jetboil is nice as well, but bulky. I'm big on hiking with small kits and the PR2 doesn't take up much space. I've also been interested in an alcohol kit gossamer gear sells, but it's expensive as all hell. Perhaps when they have a sale I'll pick one up to play around with.
I had the MSR Pocket Rocket 2. Its quite loud and not so great on fuel efficiency but its good enough and available everywhere that its easy to recommend.
The Windmaster is still the best stove in its class.
It is a bit loud now that you mention it. Never really thought about it, but you are correct. I don't use a stove all that often and when I do it's usually just to boil some water. It's good enough for my needs.
Post anything that has to do with the Alpines and mountainous terrain.
>>2027848 >taking a pic of a power line tower
For what purpose?
I need to get some NA in my life.
Canada General fags on /k/ like to fantasize about blowing them up, so they always post pictures of them