The iguanas are bad though. There’s a billboard off 95 advertising an iguana extermination service.
Around this time of year, shit tons of them get run over on the cold days. They like to come out in the middle of the asphalt to catch some sun and get fucking smashed.
Also the biggest iguanas turn orange, I guess the dominant male gets orange, it pretty much is a dinosaur.
And those cunts swim. There was one that lived in a tree that hangs over a lake I fish at, and whenever I start walking up to the tree, I hear a big splash as the cunt goes diving into the lake.
There’s peacocks too. This mini golf place has a handful of them and they’re annoying as fuck, they’re real loud too. He called an exterminator and was told $2500 per bird to relocate them, I told him a .22 is a lot cheaper than the $20k they told him.