Most outdoor enthusiasts(including myself) are married and don’t want our wives in our hobbies. Taking a woman you want to fuck out in to the woods is about as pointless as buying a boat for daily driving in the city. There’s no point in it being there and will most likely cost you more money to even attempt to justify it. Personally, if I saw a woman in the woods I wouldn’t care but I wouldn’t do attempt anything because 1) I’m married. And 2) I’m busy. But your brand of faggotry is old and won’t get you laid any faster.