I'm jealous and all and want to leave FL myself and think Oregon is of the best states if no the best place to live here in the USA.
But how could you even do that without hitch hiking you madman? I'd at least use a train hopping strategy, but don't want a trespass while carrying a knife, automatic felony in FL you know if you trespass with a weapon. >>1936870
Why are you people even angry about? If he's neet like me he's have to walk/hike/hop. >>1936829
Honestly just walk to Ocala National forest. You CANNOT walk that far. I just... wew.
However, you could use an electric scooter. They have a 70 usd one that folds into a foot big shape or so, and it can charge both 5v devices and 18. Two 18v bats together can power some shitty electric scooters people make, so if you were to nigger rig it you could ride that forever. But you'd have to pay 500+ to have such a thing, and then it'd have to be all soldered together, and would take like 8 times longer to charge than a house would charge it. 15 miles per hour and would probably crap out every 2ish hours with cheap drill batteries. They are 18v each, you could use two of them.
The point is that ocala might only be 50 miles from you so it's doable if you had some electric shit, though a pig would probably get you on a high way over it because you'd have to be skimming at the side of the road to use one. That's illegal, as is probably hitch hiking. Really, it's psuedo-slave empire the USA is.
But I am basically the demi-god of harebrained schemes, so it's not like someone would use a 70 usd folding camping panel to charge a 36v scooter, even if it can technically work. Who would try it with the pigs afoot? No one that's who, and surely not me as such a scooter burns through a year's worth of my present money. And I'm retarded with electronics a bit so it'd probably just electrocute myself to death when it rained on it. All things considered I'm going to have to steal a car. Or borrow rather.