>live off grid
>nice spot innawoods, but not autism level distance from civilization/road maybe 250 meters
>have well built "fancy" /out/house for pooping
>have nice girl over to relax and humble show off my crib
>its night time so /out/house isnt obvious upon arrival
>she asks where the bathroom is
>explain to her /out/house lyfe
>it gets weird
>she uses it
>leaves around the time she planned to leave

its been two weeks and I haven't heard from her. Nobody said it would be this way.

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Feel free to post tobaccos (no weed allowed), pipes, collections, pics of favorite combos for going /out/, pics of what you're doing with your pipe and any questions you might have.

Want to get into smoking pipes without spending too much cash?
Get a Missouri Meerschaum Legend corncob pipe and a pouch of either Captain Black or Half and Half tobacco, available at most drugstores.
What you'll need: pipe, tobacco, lighter or matches, pipe cleaners, and either a regular old nail or a pipe tool (combination tamper, scoop, and small pick).
All of these together should run you less than $25.

Having trouble keeping your pipe lit? Fill it with less tobacco and smoke it slower than you think you need to, lightly tamping as needed when the smoke starts thinning out.
If you're still having trouble, try filling your pipe this way:
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Old thread >>2233018
Come on in and get comfy.

>Yes I'm a larper, how could you tell?

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Time and time again, bear spray fags have been BTFO by any review of actual cases, bear spray at best will only dissuade a curious bear the same way an air horn or making yourself look big will. Meanwhile Pistols, rifles and shotguns have an overwhelmingly positive outcome for the people involved and no amount of lefty liberal faggot cope sponsored by government agencies can get over that.

post pictures from your recent trips in the snow

What's the best wool coat to get on a budget? I like the look of the Filson Mackinaw cruisers but even the used ones cost ~$250 on ebay. I saw some military surplus Soviet wool coats that seemed more reasonably priced. Has anyone ever used one of those?

Knife general: SAK replacing edition

There's a lot of conflicting information on how much land you should buy. There are over optimist hippy types that say you can feed a family of four with .25 acres and others that say 10 is the minimum with livestock or 50 for hunting.

On the other hand, if you're attracted to the isolation, it seems like most of the 5-10 acre lots you see are not a great leap from suburbs. they're usually in the big long strips where your neighbors house is only 50-100 yards away on either side.

So, do you buy as much as you can reasonably afford, or do you go with some calculated range? lets say you want to grow or hunt 90% of your food, but you're not that interested in selling anything.

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>bro do you even stalk edition

Last one is at bump limit, so let's have another thread for the /out/ activity that's most likely to give you actual cancer - innawoods S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Challenge rules at https://inna.zone

tl;dr: grab weapon, wear milsurp, go to cool abandoned area, don't get caught, don't die. Post pics and cool places you've been.

>nooooooo you're larping
Even larpers go outside, you're sitting on /out/ kvetching.

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