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What's your preferred way of taking a dump when /out/? What do you sit on? Maybe you are a "tree hugger" and like to embrace a nearby tree trunk? Do you own a relieving contraption like the portable toilet hammock or use a vibration massage belt and wrap it around a tree? Do you slowly move along a dug out canal after you are done or do you make your hole very very deep? How deep do you make your holes?

Post pictures of your /out/ toilets.

>You don't need bear mace, they said.
>You don't need a .45, they said.
>It will be fine. Just puff out your chest. Brown bears are pussies, they said.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/20/alaska-hiker-found-dead-after-apparent-bear-attack-police-say.html

What is up with these ghetto ass mofos wearing cotton underwear under a bathing suit? Is this truly the test of mental retardation?

#236-“DIY” Edition

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>>1296303

Thinking about picking up a new hobby? Want to get a memecaster? Haven't mastered the Palomar knot? Click here!
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Talk about fishin

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Ok, we all know that it's illegal except in very specific areas. Do you flout the law and go wild camping regardless of the risk?

I am tempted to give it a try and am looking for some tips. I live close to Brecon.

Have any of you had any problems from park rangers or land owners when wild camping?

A general discussion thread for your batonning device.

Discuss all kinds of knife-related stuff like sharpening and buying guides for newcomers etcetera.

Prev. thread: >>1279084

is .357 good enough for dangerous wildlife in Texas, or will .44 be a better caliber?

Is there any serious health risk to taking store bough eggs out innawoods car camping without serious refrigeration for 4-5 days? Is there a difference in safety between store bought versus coop/farm fresh?