Alright you faggots. Put down you gay ass survival manuals for two seconds and listen up. It’s time to read a book by a real man who has actually been outside.
Let’s talk about Aldo fucking Leopold. This motherfucker has Confressionally designated Wilderness named after him. He is a ducking hunter poet that forgot more about outdoors than your faggot asses will ever know.
“Considered by many to be the father of wildlife ecology and the United States’ wilderness system, Aldo Leopold was a conservationist, forester, philosopher, educator, writer, and outdoor enthusiast. Among his best known ideas is the “land ethic,” which calls for an ethical, caring relationship between people and nature.”
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