fucking stupid, just pour the water on your upward palm and do it. > Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)07:59:31 No.1179848▶>>1180042>>1179455
How do you get your hand clean enough that you're comfortable making food or rubbing your eyes?
why are people such pussies about getting shit on their hands? You realize you turn food into shit for a living? That at any given moment, your body is stuffed with partially digested proto-poop along with full turds forming in your colon? That poop is not a taboo category in the universe? That the entire world is covered in poop and things that have been eaten and shitted? Get over yourself you fucking divas.
And as for washing, rinse well, run your hands in some dirt/ash/sand, rinse again, then grab a handful of pine straw if you can find it. Squeeze the bundle of pines straw (or anything pleasant smelling) and roll it all over your palms. Your hands will be clean and they will smell like pine. Carry on as normal.