xkcd is such a fucking lame comic. Some of them are funny, but it is obviously written by someone who legitimately believes he is the smartest person to ever live. His characters are stick figures because he can't draw and needed a cheap way to shovel his every opinion out into the world. Don't get me wrong, he's funny sometimes, but his comic where he asserts that people on pretend to like beer because of social pressure made me stop reading him forever. I just drank a delicious chocolate boch and it was made by fucking Sam Adams. It was delicious, and I bet the guy who wrote xkcd has no appreciation for any nice thing in life. He probably lives alone in an austere apartment in the city with no decor or sentimental attachments, mostly playing video games and moving bitcoins. He probably eats oatmeal for every breakfast, hot pockets for every lunch, and a rotation between Chinese take-out, pizza, and fucking Kraft dinner for supper. What a fucking tool.