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Alright /out/ share stories do you have?
>Went fishing in Pike County, Kentucky >Parked car in an empty lot and hiked half an hour to a spot I knew >Finished six hours later and went back to car. >As I backed out I ran something over, so I walked out to see what it was >Some junkie decided to nap under my car for some god damn reason >He started screaming at me. Fair honestly, I just ran him over. Figured I’d reason with him once he cooled down. >He never did, and after too long of listening to his empty threats U realized that since he was standing I couldn’t have injured him too bad so I drove off I feel like this may be illegal but nothing came of it.
>>1682348 >be me with a friend >went scouting for feral hogs in zaleski state forest (ohio) >carry rifles with us because we can >hike on a horse trail for a couple miles and see no signs >turn back >almost back to our vehicle >decide to take a piss break >both of us just piss off the side of the trail because no ones around >that it until we hear someone say "hey" >wtf.jpeg >look around >see nothing >walk back the rest of the way to the vehicle >we figure it was a bow hunter in a tree >mfw a dude up in a tree saw my micro penis
As soon as the Man kills everyone off with their pills and meth, they will develop this gorgeous piece of our nation and motherfuckers will be trying to ski while shopping at candle makers and blacksmiths.
>>1682408 >saw my micro penis
Have some confidence, just say your penis if you’re so insecure about it.
>>1682410 >trying to ski while shopping at candle makers and blacksmiths.
This has to be the best description of the Smokey mountains I’ve ever had to read
I think you have a nice pennis anon
Can't be that micro if he saw it from up a tree anon
Appalachia isn't /out/. Stop posting this garbage. I have a 300 foot hill in my backyard. You want me to make daily threads about that piece of shit?
It's some third worlder making bait threads that are vaguely on topic.
Cry harder, you insular gatekeeping faggot.
>>1682348 >friend and I are backcountry camping in Chattahoochee National Forest, near the border with Tennessee and Georgia. >setting up camp for the night in an open clearing in the early afternoon >20 minutes or so into settling in for the night, unwashed, crunchy-granola old guy comes strolling by without any care in the world >basket full of what obviously is shroomies >comes over and talks to us, friendly dude, good vibes all around him >he grazes around the clearing for awhile, picking some mushrooms, then comes back over and offers us some >spend the rest of the day/night tripping with an old hippie and watching the stars at night >in the morning he is nowhere to be found >no gear is stolen, nothing is taken
Godspeed, unwashed forest hippie. I wish you the best wherever you are
Stop shitposting and kys