I thought "heh it's funny because even though this must be a made up joke there are people out there who actually think like that."
Then I googled "priveleges the speed of light."
Now I'm fucking mad.
Anyway on topic, my gf goes /out/ with me sometimes, but I can tell she's only doing it to make me happy and doesn't really like it and it just kinda ruins it for me. So now I'm sad too. Fuck.