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Anonymous Sun 01 Dec 2019 05:06:22 No.3577917 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3582598 >>3582948 >>3583455 >>3584302 >>3585418 >>3587873 >>3589341 >>3593949 >>3594295 >>3596458

Stop. Don't buy that new lens. It's you who suck, not your gear. Learn to shoot.

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Dec 2019 10:40:31 No.3581520 Report

Quoted By: >>3581525 >>3582682 >>3596459

How do they, and ken rockwell become such giants in tech review when theyre objectively bad photographers? All their advice is wrong and they have such an unlikeable persona

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Dec 2019 10:49:49 No.3581525 Report

Quoted By: >>3581782

>>3581520
The same way anyone becomes a giant in any field. They're great at marketing, networking and organisational skills.

glick !BoOMYz7yIU

glick !BoOMYz7yIU Sat 07 Dec 2019 23:08:08 No.3581782 Report

Quoted By: >>3582682

>>3578427
Heartily kek'd, thanks
>>3580856
For me it's the MC PG 50mm 1.4
>>3581525
Sure, networking and organizational skills, maybe; but those two could never successfully market anything to me. Even if it was totally free, I wouldn't buy what they're selling.
I don't trust those eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 07:28:08 No.3582598 Report

Quoted By: >>3582694

>>3577917
IDK. I'm shooting photos on my phone and would like some new gear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 12:18:16 No.3582682 Report

Quoted By: >>3582927 >>3583004

>>3581782
>>3581520
Tony is a gearfag because early in his career he was a programmer and tech writer. Gearfagging just comes with the territory. You don't have to be a photographer to review technical aspects of tech products.
>t. developer and gearfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 13:14:55 No.3582694 Report

Quoted By: >>3582921

>>3582598
obviously a camera with aperture, shutter speed and focus controls is the minimum point of entry. that costs about $20, analog or digital.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 00:13:42 No.3582921 Report

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>>3582694
My phone already does that in pro mode and takes raws. It's sensor is just noisy and isn't that great. It's rather sensitive and finicky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 00:38:44 No.3582927 Report

Quoted By: >>3582944 >>3582959

>>3582682
>You don't have to be a photographer to review technical aspects of tech products.
You do if you wish some credibility.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 01:39:33 No.3582944 Report

Quoted By: >>3583162

>>3582927
lol yes. Tony hardly ever takes photos. Chelsea is the photographer, Tony takes photos of his wife's daughter running about after soccer practice or some shit.

The story about how Tony gambled the kid's college fund while his "wife" cried says enough. OK it worked out but what a shitbag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 01:46:17 No.3582948 Report

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>>3577917
is that guy some kind of disgusting aged hapa half-breed?

he looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome, yikes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 02:08:47 No.3582959 Report

Quoted By: >>3582963

>>3582927
I disagree. He isn't (usually) talking about art, but consumer products for capturing and displaying images. You could argue that one shouldn't take advice about creating compelling art from him, but his gearfagging is fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 02:20:15 No.3582963 Report

Quoted By: >>3588063

>>3582959
How are you going to trust someone to recognise qualities needed for any kind of photographer if the man trying to review equipment is oblivious to simple photographic terms?

He thinks dutch angle is tilting a lens while doing a portrait!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 03:26:02 No.3582995 Report

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what if I don't have a lens that covers that focal length. should I still not get it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 03:55:31 No.3583004 Report

Quoted By: >>3583149

>>3582682
>You don't have to be a photographer to review technical aspects of tech products.

You don't need to know how to drive a car to review a car.
You don't need to be a gamer to review a game.
You don't need to know what fps is to properly asses a graphics card.
You don't need need to have astrophysics degree to approve spaceship launch.
You don't need need manly parts to review fleshlight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 12:55:22 No.3583149 Report

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>>3583004
>You don't need to know how to drive a car to review a car.
False.
>You don't need need to have astrophysics degree to approve spaceship launch.
I don't know what specific specialized knowledge you need, but you do need specialized knowledge in order to make an informed decision.
>You don't need need manly parts to review fleshlight.
False.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 13:30:50 No.3583162 Report

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>>3582944
>Tony gambled the kid's college fund while his "wife" cried
Fucking BASED I have a whole new level of respect for Tony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 01:00:40 No.3583455 Report

Quoted By: >>3583462

>>3577917

How many times have I fapped to her?

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/\M8U5H !!zJbpV0948+w Wed 11 Dec 2019 01:29:15 No.3583462 Report

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>>3583455

You tell me, Tony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 10:35:56 No.3583629 Report

Quoted By: >>3583633

>>3577937
>giant milkers
>equally massive nose

defs a crypto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 11:12:48 No.3583633 Report

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>>3583629
Weird phenotype for sure. Could be garden variety La Luz Extinguido tho I suppose

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 11:17:59 No.3583635 Report

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>>3578513
>when you're the manager

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 00:05:37 No.3584302 Report

Quoted By: >>3588005 >>3588793 >>3594277

>>3577917
I would pay to bust a thick, hot load on that face.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 00:28:07 No.3584312 Report

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What's happening here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Dec 2019 08:23:34 No.3584426 Report

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fuck you faggot i upgraded my gear and its bad ass my pictures are in focus now because i have phase detection eat shit you goddamn reject

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 19:33:53 No.3585418 Report

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>>3577917
I will buy 50/1.4 for my analog Oly and 105mm macro for my digital Nikon next year and you won't stop me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Dec 2019 21:15:53 No.3585461 Report

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chelsea is a wife that good type of person would get. i mean not some perfect human but okaish. not a some idiot. so i respect them both for just being of an example that such type of families are still exist. nice guy nice woman. i hope my wife would be same type of girl. just a friend which supporting you whatever you do. thats a rare stuff not everybody would achieve. dont be an idiot anon and you would find girl like this that will be with you whole your life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Dec 2019 04:06:03 No.3587873 Report

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>>3577917
Oh yeah, the classic YouTube photog mantra:
"Sure 95% of my videos are sponsored content designed to make you feel inadequate about what you already own, but GeAr DoEsN'T mAtTer tHe BeSt cAmeRa iS tHe oNe U hAve wiTh U"

OP Sat 21 Dec 2019 11:58:27 No.3587996 Report

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I'm really just a faggot :-)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Dec 2019 12:32:21 No.3588005 Report

Quoted By: >>3588029

>>3584302
Where did this come from? Reverse image search only brought up another /p/ thread. Is it hornyposting Tony?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Dec 2019 14:30:23 No.3588029 Report

Quoted By: >>3588182

>>3588005
Tony shills his channel all over the net. Whenever he's got some clickbait topic, there will always be a mysterious poster that will mention his video on every tech and photography related forum, message board or reddit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Dec 2019 15:55:10 No.3588045 Report

Quoted By: >>3588182

>>3578559
that's a joke title someone edited in. "the world's oldest profession" is prostitution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Dec 2019 17:22:18 No.3588062 Report

Quoted By: >>3588182

>>3578206
just for future reference, stock photos by definition don't feature specific brands

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Dec 2019 17:25:48 No.3588063 Report

Quoted By: >>3588182

>>3582963
tilting the camera while shooting is exactly what a dutch angle is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Dec 2019 19:14:38 No.3588092 Report

Quoted By: >>3588182

>>3577931
They're tanned as fuck though. White people rarely go that dark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Dec 2019 20:59:39 No.3588140 Report

Quoted By: >>3588182

i love seeing chelsea handle big lenses

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Dec 2019 22:36:11 No.3588182 Report

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>>3588029
>Tony shills his channel all over the net. Whenever he's got some clickbait topic, there will always be a mysterious poster that will mention his video on every tech and photography related forum, message board or reddit.

Also, when someone calls him out, or brings his deceits and lies out, you'll see this averting of attention operation:

>>3588045
>>3588062
>>3588063
>>3588092
>>3588140

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2019 03:18:08 No.3588786 Report

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>>3580369
right, who cares that we absolutely needed a fast shutter speed to deal with sunset backlighting and not be at f16 for a fuckin portrait.
people who say settings don't matter are pathological liars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Dec 2019 03:35:35 No.3588793 Report

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>>3584302
but she's your wife tony

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2019 09:49:26 No.3589341 Report

Quoted By: >>3592466

>>3577917
Shut up, Chelsea. Your comically ballooned features give your face a quality suited only to pornography. You're one of those girls who was never hot enough to be popular, or get fucked by boys you actually wanted (for more than one night, at least). Queen of the losers is what you get to be. You married a half-cuck huckster. Take your 8/10 body and your 5.5/10 face and go be a cumdumpster on Pornhub. Probably more lucrative and only slightly more bereft of dignity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2019 11:31:08 No.3589361 Report

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>don't buy that lens don't do it!
>shows off their 4/8K cameras just for video for YT
>shows off their 3-6 cameras
>3-6 lenses for each
>24-70 on all of them
>5+ camera bags
>go on some trip to NY for 3 nights
>we need it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Dec 2019 18:14:29 No.3589440 Report

Quoted By: >>3592919

>>3578452
Having those tools in your hardware arsenal is better than adding those effects in post processing. The trick is learning how to use them to your advantage.

>>3580521
My fave vintage lenses & best ebay purchases, for my D3400 were,
Nikon NIKKOR-S Auto 50mm 1:1.4
Nikon Zoom-NIKKOR 35~200mm 1:3.5~4.5
Vivitar Auto Wide-angle 28mm 1:2.5

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2019 07:08:26 No.3592466 Report

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>>3589341
Did she hurt you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 15:21:56 No.3592912 Report

Quoted By: >>3592921

>>3577942
he kinda looks typical east coast waspy though. I'm not american, but dont you basically have to be wealthy to have a nice life in Connecticut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 15:30:50 No.3592919 Report

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>>3589440
>Vivitar Auto Wide-angle 28mm 1:2.5
I've got this one and don't like it at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 15:41:55 No.3592921 Report

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>>3592912
Yes. A shitload of people who work in NYC live there and there’s a lot of money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jan 2020 10:25:32 No.3593949 Report

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>>3577917
Those 2 have to be the most insufferable niggers in photography

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jan 2020 22:54:16 No.3594277 Report

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>>3584302
Only if she put the work in with those big pump lips. It'd be a tossup to watch her choke down a thick sticky load instead.

Either way she'd leave her dignity behind but with a good chunk of the scholarship fund back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jan 2020 23:15:48 No.3594295 Report

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>>3577917
Are you going to tell me that getting more expensive 35mm lens over my cheapo one will make me a better shot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2020 08:25:16 No.3596458 Report

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>>3577917
Chelsea is a better photographer than Tony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jan 2020 08:28:45 No.3596459 Report

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>>3581520
They're the least bad out of a field of horrific youtube choices. Most of their advice is fine btw.

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