What the fuck is this Miku doll, and where do I buy it?
>Why does this exist?
>Who says to themselves, "Wow, I really need a life sized foam statue of Pennywise in my life!"
>Is it worth $1300?
>Why can't he hold a damn red balloon?
>Why does he have zero articulation?
>Do you really want a creepy clown statue in your home 24/7?
>Are you ready to commit several years of having this thing in your home after the thrill of the movie has gone?
>Are you ready to answer the eternal question of "Why do you have a creepy clown statue in your home?" to everyone that comes into your home?
>Do you know that this is a bigger pussy deflector than your whole toy collection combined?
>Do you realize that your friends & family will gossip that you have a clown fetish and may be actually having sex with your Pennywise statue?
>Why didn't you just get a cheap Realdoll instead?