Hey /vip/, wishing you a happy, healthy, and successful year in 2018.

What does fucking undead elven pussy feel like?

Holy fuck at dem tiddies.

More like Thiccstrasza, am I right?

h-hey /vip/, d-d-do you like my sweater f-for the w-winter when we crunchyroll and chill?

I'm hella drunk and about to eat some chicken nuggs, ama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Khhk6dRsmg

Capo kill this, jannies don't forget this
Never see me on your motherfucking ban list
Me and Chuck get the Suck and Fuck
From your mother, yeah get cucked Janny brother

I post what I want, Sneed's Feed and Seed
Why don't you and Moe just kill yourselves please

And I can't believe these jannies man
They been seething ever since I dropped Janny Get Me Bans (YUH)
Well I ain't never gonna stop any time soon
Janny finna drown in a shitpost monsoon
Me and my goons roll up in the tux
Dabbing on the janny, no we dont give a fuck

Trust me, Janny looking crusty
400 pounds, big titties, call him busty
Rusty, because I dodge his bans
Let me tell you janny you ain't got no fans

First name Hot, last name Pocket
Gun in ya mouth janny, I'm about to cock it
Squeeze the trigger get it through your fucking head
I'm dropping bars more dense than a thousand pounds of lead

Janny janny janny, can't you see?
I can't believe you do it for free
And I just hate your shitty ways
I guess that's why you're broke and I'm so paid x2

FUCK NIGGERS

Fuck jannies
Fuck hiroshimoot

>*clinks spoon on glass repeatedly to slice through the sounds of cacophonous conversation*
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Good evening! Thank you all for coming out to my thread tonight. Your collective presence has made this little soiree of mine quite special. Now, as to the reason for why I've gathered you all here. I would like to propose a toast…to the Janitor!
>*murmurs of confusion travel like an ocean wave through the crowd of anons gathered around me*

Yes, the Janitor! There is nobody on this board I feel is more deserving of a few words of appreciation than my dear old Janny. He works tirelessly every day and every night, spending every waking second of his life on this site. He deletes posts fit for no anon's viewing and removes the rapscallions responsible. He doesn't even ask for monetary compensation despite working all day, but does it simply because he wants /vip/ to be the best possible version of itself it can be.

And who gets to enjoy the fruits of dear Janny's hard labor? We all do, of course! Without sweet old Janny, /vip/ and 4chan as a whole would be inundated with off-topic shitposts about politics and alcoholic circlejerking and other unbecoming topics that have no place on a very important imageboard for gentlemen. So here is a sincere declaration of thankfulness…to the Janitor.
>*raises glass of finely aged pinot grigio in the air for a few moments before bringing it down to my lips*

But seriously folks, fuck niggers.