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>be me getting take out at the Chinese Buffet (BBQ pork rib, buttered shrimp and cream cheese wontons and a root beer)
>Chinese woman who runs the place asks "you want fork?"
>I say "no, this is finger food"
>She laughs hysterically

I'm in love now, /pol/. No woman has ever laughed at anything I've said. What should I do?

Oh, and THumP Trump in 2020