*gets banned by a fanfic meta*
Bonjour! Today you woke up and found yourself in Siebold's body/position/whatever you prefer. It is now your job to prepare the most exquisite dishes you can think of using your limitless talents as a Pokemon chef. You can use any Pokemon you deem edible enough (be it one or a combination of more) but have to explain the process, preparation, how it'll be presented and an approximation of its taste.
Show us your best artistic creations!