There are 2 things that put me off, one is being called master. I have a severe distaste for such a thing, and second, ear nibbling.
Other than that and i was 100% sold on a Gardevoir on top of me.
I can't stress enough, to believe than unless you mistreat a Gardevoir, you will end up in such a situation, and all will be triggered by your own horniness. Gardevoir is the pipe dream of a lonely man, it has all the basics, just teach it to cook and you're set in life.