1. find a loner girl with no friends or family
2. marry her
3. buy a house deep in the woods and keep her there
4. buy only one car to use to go to work
5. no internet
6. no tv
7. When you come home she'll be so eager for human contact that you'll get the girl in the webm. If you treat her like shit or don't give her the attention she needs though she'll probably kill you.