Deep into r/banter peering, long I stood there gloating, cheering,
Trolling, baiting burgers no mortal ever dared to bait before;
Yet their ranks remained unbroken, and their education gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered, `Yuropoor!'
This they whispered, and an echo cried back, `Yuropoor!'
But they still get shot forever more.
Back into the gay thread turning, all my rage within me burning,
Soon again I saw roleplaying some more obnoxious than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something from a Discord cancer;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis Singapore and nothing more!'