We had a retarded mexican midget girl who couldn't talk, she could only scream the sound "ANGH". She wheeled around a cart (nicknamed the tart-cart) that had buttons that said things, and one of them said "Here is your bulletin" because she would scoot along with her wrangler every morning to deliver papers to the homeroom teachers. One morning she came into our classroom and instead of hitting the "Here is your bulletin" button, she hit one that said "Apple". This distraught both her and the wrangler so the wrangler attempted to correct her. The tard defiantly began to slap the "Apple" button over and over again, further angering the wrangler. Finally the wrangler yelled "STOP IT!" at the tard. This sent the tard into a frenzy. She let out a loud and extended "ANNNNGGGHHHH", a battlecry if you will, and darted out the door continuing to scream as the wrangler chased her down the hallway.
Homeroom ended and we continued our normal routine for a matter of hours. Finally, an announcement came over the speaker asking people to be on the lookout for tard. Apparently she had been missing since the "Apple" incident. The day continued until lunch time. We all entered the cafeteria to find four wranglers trying to wrestle down tard who was butt naked and screaming her monosyllabic cry to the gods. The day will forever be remembered for all those who were in that homeroom and B lunch.