*looks down at bag*
Planting evidence now? Jesus you're such a shitty cop. What's the matter didn't make your quota today? If I touch that it means it has my fingerprints on it which you'd probably want.
*puts on edgy black glove and picks up bag*
You can have your crack back I only smoke cigarettes. Crack is for niggers and junkies. Unlike you I've got a future that starts at the ACLU and ends at the Skull and Bones.
We done here? I've got AP Law to get to.
*places the bag in your pocket and pats you on the shoulder*
Run that bag. You've got my fingerprints at your station. If it's really mine which it isn't I'll gladly let you pull me out of class to arrest me so we can have the case thrown out and all charges dropped. My daddy will take care of me and if he doesn't mommy will :^)
*out my cigarette and put the butt in my pocket*