>wake up on this fine American morning
>pour mountain dew into my coffee maker and press brew
>take my insulin shot
>got two for $899.99 at CostcoTM
>turn on raidio
>"im fuckin this molly and xans wit yo bitch in a cut, AYY, cocaine on my dick, AYY, cocaine in my dick, AYY, cocaine in yo bitch"
>start snapping fingers to wholesome american cultural music
>step outside and collect mail
>just a bunch of notices that taxes are being raised cause our politicians need $1.2 million a year raise so they dont live in poverty
>head to work
>80th hour of work this week,
>oh boy i might be able to afford rent this month!