1 In the beginning Kot created the heavens and the litterbox. 2 Now the litterbox was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Kot was hovering over the floor.
And Kot said, “Let there be litter,” and there was litter. 4 Kot saw that the litter was clean, and he separated the litter from the poop. 5 Kot called the litter “cool,” and the poop he called “hooman.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.